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COOL STORY, BRO [Dec. 18th, 2009|03:13 pm]
Childfree Bulls***
"I went to a 'Slutoween' party dressed as a 'horny devil,' with my tail coming out the front of my pants so it looked like a cock. These two girlsprogs wanted to touch my devil-dick. I told them no, and then their moomie came up to me and called me a mean ol' chyyuld-hater for telling them no! So I pretended to masturbate my fake penis in front of her until she got offended and walked away.

"No, really, this totally happened because I live in France and people are much more relaxed about sex than Americans are, meaning that it's OK for small children to fondle the faux-peens of strangers. And shit like this happens to me all the time because I'm a nihilist who goes out drinking 365 nights a year."