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Imma crosspostin mah comments [Apr. 9th, 2007|06:10 pm]
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Having been linked to here from customers_suck...specifically this pile of fail, and seeing that this community fits in nicely with my comment on that story...a crosspost.

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Once upon a time a customer came up to me and was all like "WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GRAVY" and I was like "THERE WAS NO PLEASE ON THE END OF THAT SENTENCE" and I was all like "YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE" and then this kid on Heelies flew over and kicked me in the face and I was all like "IMMA STEALIN UR SHOOES SHOOP DA WHOOP" and i took his shoes and threw them into the sun before punching him repeatedly in the balls, then when the mother came over to complain and was all like "YOU JUST KNOCKED DOWN MY SON AND TOOK HIS SHOES AND THROUGH THEM INTO THE SUN" I got all my friends to come over and buggerrape her to death while I threw fireballs at her and ate roast unicorn sandwiches.

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The above story was 10 million times more believable than the one I linked to, at any rate.
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[User Picture]From: elastic_spam
2007-04-09 05:37 pm (UTC)
tee hehheheheh.. "IMMA Steakun UR SHOOES SHOOP DA WHOOP" hheheheh

Healies

good stuff, mate
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[User Picture]From: jannone
2007-04-09 06:24 pm (UTC)
Haha. I thought this might be in relation to that idiot iluvheelies guy who posted in bad_service one time. Actually, it's probably the same one on a different name.
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[User Picture]From: cicipsychobunny
2007-04-10 12:04 am (UTC)
I love that this has made four different comms on my flist, right after each other.

I don't get the heelies-hating. It makes the kids go away more quickly.
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[User Picture]From: slupine
2007-05-13 02:02 pm (UTC)
It also causes them to run into things when they're zipping around not watching where they're going. I shudder every time kids come into the humane society with them on.

(late comment, I know. Forgot to check this group in a while. x.x)
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[User Picture]From: madra_liath
2007-04-10 09:18 pm (UTC)
SHOOP DA WHOOP and roast unicorn sandwiches make this post. OPTIMUS PRIME APPROVES
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[User Picture]From: glossolalia
2007-04-13 08:06 pm (UTC)
This is beautiful, man. I think I love you.
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[User Picture]From: numol
2010-12-08 12:14 am (UTC)
So, a racist meme AND a rape joke? Classy!
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