|Imma crosspostin mah comments
||[Apr. 9th, 2007|06:10 pm]
Having been linked to here from customers_suck...specifically this pile of fail, and seeing that this community fits in nicely with my comment on that story...a crosspost.|
Once upon a time a customer came up to me and was all like "WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR GRAVY" and I was like "THERE WAS NO PLEASE ON THE END OF THAT SENTENCE" and I was all like "YOU SHOULD BE MORE POLITE" and then this kid on Heelies flew over and kicked me in the face and I was all like "IMMA STEALIN UR SHOOES SHOOP DA WHOOP" and i took his shoes and threw them into the sun before punching him repeatedly in the balls, then when the mother came over to complain and was all like "YOU JUST KNOCKED DOWN MY SON AND TOOK HIS SHOES AND THROUGH THEM INTO THE SUN" I got all my friends to come over and buggerrape her to death while I threw fireballs at her and ate roast unicorn sandwiches.
The above story was 10 million times more believable than the one I linked to, at any rate.