|CF Bullshit or Not?
||[Mar. 30th, 2007|09:23 pm]
What do you think, folks?
My vote is "bullshit".
Not only bullshit, but stupid bullshit.
I just LOVE how it's gotten to the point that people over there are just saying, "Please, PLEASE stop getting the comm on stupid_free
I don't know, though. It's not like they added, "Then their parents came to complain and I roundhouse kicked them in the face and discovered the formula for a cure for cancer in the bootprint on their face!" at the end. Possibly I'm too pessimistic about the shit people do.
I just LOVE how it's gotten to the point that people over there are just saying, "Please, PLEASE stop getting the comm on stupid_free!"
That part had me laughing out loud, I must admit.
I just think the story starts out slightly fishy, and gets even fishier in the comments. I mean, if you're serious enough about "no Halloween" to put up a sign about it, it would be a major part of your story, right? Instead, it's an afterthought brought up by a commenter.
These people lie too often. This one's just not as ambitious as The Self-Cleaning Anus or trench13
I know about the Self-Cleaning Anus, but I'm at a loss as to trench13. Explanation or links please?
I call BS on the anecdote. Either that, or that is one sad, sick idiot.
Bonus: one of the most revolting user icons I've ever seen on the second page of that thread. Ugh. I'd never seek to censor someone's icon in a public forum, but daaamn, the preggo lady wishes very heartily that she had not seen a picture of a miscarriage in a toilet bowl. That'll be haunting my sleep tonight.
That's definitely bullshit, but it was kind of lame. S/he really needed to end it with something like, "And then the parents tried to bring me up on charges, but the police were so touched by my crusade against sproggins that they applauded me and arrested the moo and duh and then the mayor gave me the key to the city which doesn't actually open doors, nor is it made out of chocolate, but I can brandish it toward the whelps and defend my hard-earned home."
2007-03-31 08:54 pm (UTC)
Either way, she's a cunt.
You know how to deter trick or treaters?
LEAVE YOUR PORCH LIGHT OFF.
That's supposed to be the universal sign.
Though I have to admit.... someday I want to get a shiloh shepherd or otherwise large, wolfish-looking dog (that's just the only one I know of that's big enough to match "werewolf size" as they're around 7ft tall or more on their hind legs), let the kiddies come to my door, and let the dog answer it, train it to hand out candy and all.
Why? So I can watch them scream "eeeee mommmmyyyyyy werewoolfffffff!" and run away.
That and I just adore big wolfy-looking dogs, but yeah.